“What, Bill!” said Mr. Flynn, opening his eyes.

“Get out o' my bed,” repeated the other. “You've made a nice mess of it between you. It's a fine thing if a man can't go out for 'arf a pint without coming home and finding all the riffraff of the neighbourhood in 'is bed.”

“Get out o' my bed,” repeated the other. “You've made a nice mess of it between you. It's a fine thing if a man can't go out for 'arf a pint without coming home and finding all the riffraff of the neighbourhood in 'is bed.”

“'Ow's the pore back, Bill?” inquired Mr. Flynn, with tenderness.

“'Ow's the pore back, Bill?” inquired Mr. Flynn, with tenderness.

Mr. Scutts gurgled at him. “Outside!” he said as soon as he could get his breath.

Mr. Scutts gurgled at him. “Outside!” he said as soon as he could get his breath.

“Bill,” said the voice of Mrs. Scutts, outside the door.

“Bill,” said the voice of Mrs. Scutts, outside the door.

“Halloa,” growled her husband.

“Halloa,” growled her husband.

“He mustn't go,” said Mrs. Scutts. “Those gentlemen are coming again, and they think he is you.”

“He mustn't go,” said Mrs. Scutts. “Those gentlemen are coming again, and they think he is you.”

“WHAT!” roared the infuriated Mr. Scutts.

“WHAT!” roared the infuriated Mr. Scutts.

“Don't you see? It's me what's got the pore back now, Bill,” said Mr. Flynn. “You can't pass yourself off as me, Bill; you ain't good-looking enough.”

“Don't you see? It's me what's got the pore back now, Bill,” said Mr. Flynn. “You can't pass yourself off as me, Bill; you ain't good-looking enough.”

Mr. Scutts, past speech, raised his clenched fists to the ceiling.

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