dim, And he mopes all day on the lowest limb; Not a word says he, but he snaps his bill And twitches his palsied head, as a quill, The ultimate plume of his pride and hope, Quits his now featherless nose-of-the-Pope, Leaving that eminence brown and bare Exposed to the Prince of the Power of the Air. And he sits and he thinks: "I'm an old, old man, Mateless and chickless, the last of my clan, But I'd give the half of the days gone by To perch once more on the branches high, And hear my great-grand-daddy's comical croaks In authorized versions of Bulletin jokes." 

 

 THE OAKLAND DOG

   I lay one happy night in bed And dreamed that all the dogs were dead. They'd all been taken out and shot—   Their bodies strewed each vacant lot. O'er all the earth, from Berkeley down To San Leandro's ancient town, And out in space as far as Niles—   I saw their mortal parts in piles. One stack upreared its ridge so high Against the azure of the sky That some good soul, with pious views, Put up a steeple and sold pews. No wagging tail the scene relieved:   I never in my life conceived   (I swear it on the Decalogue!)   Such penury of living dog. The barking and the howling stilled, The snarling with the snarler killed, All nature seemed to hold its breath:   The silence was as deep as death. True, candidates were all in roar On every platform, as before; And villains, as before, felt free To finger the calliope. True, the Salvationist by night, And milkman in the early light, The lonely flutist and the mill Performed their functions with a will. True, church bells on a Sunday rang The sick man's curtain down—the bang Of trains, contesting for the track, Out of the shadow called him back. True, cocks, at all unheavenly hours, Crew with excruciating powers, Cats on the woodshed rang and roared, Fat citizens and fog-horns snored. But this was all too fine for ears Accustomed, through the awful years, To the nocturnal monologues And day debates of Oakland dogs. And so the world was silent. Now What else befell—to whom and how? Imprimis, then, there were no fleas, And days of worth brought nights of ease. Men walked about without the dread Of being torn to many a shred, Each fragment holding half a cruse Of hydrophobia's quickening juice. They had not to propitiate Some curst kioodle at each gate, But entered one another's grounds, Unscared, and were not fed to hounds. Women could drive and not a pup Would lift the horse's tendons up And let them go—to interject A certain musical effect. Even 

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