Droll Stories — CompleteCollected from the Abbeys of Touraine
       “Ha!” said she, drawing back, “you wish to cause my death, you ecclesiastical idiot. The principal thing for you is to enjoy yourself; my sweet carcass, a thing accessory. Your pleasure will be my death, and then you’ll canonise me perhaps? Ah, you have the plague, and you would give it to me. Go somewhere else, you brainless priest. Ah! touch me not,” said she, seeing him about to advance, “or I will stab you with this dagger.”      

       And the clever hussy drew from her armoire a little dagger, which she knew how to use with great skill when necessary.     

       “But my little paradise, my sweet one,” said the other, laughing, “don’t you see the trick? Wasn’t it necessary to be get rid of that old bullock of Coire?”      

       “Well then, if you love me, show it” replied she. “I desire that you leave me instantly. If you are touched with the disease my death will not worry you. I know you well enough to know at what price you will put a moment of pleasure at your last hour. You would drown the earth. Ah, ah! you have boasted of it when drunk. I love only myself, my treasures, and my health. Go, and if tomorrow your veins are not frozen by the disease, you can come again. Today, I hate you, good cardinal,” said she, smiling.     

       “Imperia!” cried the cardinal on his knees, “my blessed Imperia, do not play with me thus.”      

       “No,” said she, “I never play with blessed and sacred things.”      

       “Ah! ribald woman, I will excommunicate thee tomorrow.”      

       “And now you are out of your cardinal sense.”      

       “Imperia, cursed daughter of Satan! Oh, my little beauty—my love—!”      

       “Respect yourself more. Don’t kneel to me, fie for shame!”      

       “Wilt thou have a dispensation in articulo mortis? Wilt thou have my fortune—or better still, a bit of the veritable true Cross?—Wilt thou?”      

       “This evening, all the wealth of heaven above and earth beneath would not buy my heart,” said she, laughing. “I should be the blackest of sinners, unworthy to receive the Blessed Sacrament if I had not my little       
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