down to a hair. Now, things went beau-ti-ful-ly, Till he Fell in love with a dame of degree; Pardie! When he tried for to speak, But could only say, "O w-e-e-k!" For, whatever his polish might be, Why, dear me! He was pig at the bottom, you see. H. PYLE The same Was James; and whose beauty and worth, From the day of his birth, And his claim She ought The art Of deportment, to go Into company; so Who was fraught His care Would bear The closest inspection, And not a reflection You might care Till he Pardie! When he tried for to speak, But could only say, "O w-e-e-k!"