Wilt Thou Torchy
 "What, him?" says I, starin' after the innocent-lookin' party in the white apron. 

 "There's no telling," says Cecil.  "One can't be too careful. And it will be best, I think, for you to address me simply as Mr. Fothergill. As for the—er—goods you are producing, you might speak of them as—er—hams, you know." 

 I expect I gawped at him some foolish. Think of springin' all that mystery dope right on Broadway! And, as I'm none too anxious to talk about shells anyway, we don't have such a chatty luncheon. I'm just as satisfied. I wanted time to think what I should exhibit as the main works. 

 That Bayonne plant wa'n't much to look at, just a few sheds and a spur track. I hadn't been to the Yonkers foundry, but I had an idea it wa'n't much more impressive. Course, there was the joint on East 153d Street. I knew that well enough, for I'd helped negotiate the lease. 

 It had been run by a firm that was buildin' some new kind of marine motors, but had gone broke. Used to be a stove works, I believe. 

 Anyway, it's only a two-story cement-block affair, jammed in between some car-barns on one side and a brewery on the other. Hot proposition to trot out as the big end of a six-million-dollar contract! But it was the best I had to offer, and after the Lieutenant had finished his Oolong and lighted a cigarette I loads him into the limousine again and we shoots uptown. 

 "Here we are," says I, as we turns into a cross street just before it ends in the East River.  "The main works," and I waves my band around casual. 

 "Ah, yes," says he, gettin' his eye on the tall brick stack of the brewery and then lettin' his gaze roam across to the car-barns. 

 "Temporary quarters," says I.  "Kind of miscellaneous, ain't they? Here's the main entrance. Let's go in here first."  And I steers him through the office door of the middle buildin'. Then I hunts up the superintendent. 

 "Just takin' a ramble through the works," says I.  "Don't bother. We'll find our way." 

 Some busy little scene it is, too, with all them lathes and things goin', belts whirrin' overhead, and workmen in undershirts about as thick as they could be placed. 

 I towed Cecil in and out of rooms, up and down stairs, until he must have been dizzy, and ends by leadin' him into the yard. 


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