wonder?" asks Westy, gazin' at her proud and mushy. 

 "I say, though, Vee," goes on Doris enthusiastic, "you must come home with us for dinner to-night. Do!" 

 At which Westy nudges her and whispers something behind his hand. 

 "Oh, yes," adds Doris.  "You too, Torchy." 

 Vee had to 'phone Auntie and get Doris to back her up before the special dispensation was granted; but at six-thirty the four of us starts uptown for this brownstone bird-cage of happiness that Westy has taken a five-year lease of. 

 "Just think!" says Vee, as we unloads from the taxi.  "You with a house of your own, and managing servants, and—" 

 "Oh!" remarks Doris, as she pushes the button.  "I do hope you won't mind Cyril." 

 "Mind who?" says Vee. 

 "He—he's our butler," explains Westy.  "I suppose he's a very good butler, too—the man at the employment agency said he was; but—er—" 

 "I'm sure he is," puts in Doris, "even if he does look a little odd. Then there is his name—Cyril Snee. Of course, Cyril doesn't sound just right for a butler, does it? But Snee is so—so—" 

 "Isn't it?" says Vee.  "I should call him Cyril." 

 "We started in that way," says Doris, "but he asked us not to; said he preferred to be called Snee. It was unusual, and besides he had private reasons. So between ourselves we speak of him as Cyril, and to his face—  Well, I suppose we shall get used to saying Snee, though— Why, where can he be? I've rung twice and—  Oh, here he comes!" 

 And, believe me, when Doris described him as lookin' a little odd she's said sumpun. Cyril was all of that. As far as figures goes he's big and impressive enough, with sort of a dignified bulge around the equator. But that face of his, with the white showin' through the pink, and the pink showin' through the white in the most unexpected places! Like a scraped radish. No, that don't give you the idea of his color scheme exactly. Say a half parboiled baby. For the pink spots on his chin and forehead was baby pink, and the white of his cheeks and ears was a clear, waxy white, like he'd been made up by an artist. Then, the thin gray hair, cropped so close the pink scalp glimmered through; and the wide mouth with the quirky corners; and the greenish pop-eyes with the heavy bags underneath—well, that 

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