"'Reading the Sunday newspapers'" Bobbo Wooing the Muse "'He gave up jokes'" "'A little garden of my own, where I could raise an occasional can of tomatoes'" "'A hind-quarter of lamb gambolling about its native heath'" "'The gladsome click of the lawn-mower'" [Pg 7] [Pg 7] "'You don't mean to say that you write for the papers?'" "'We wooed the self-same maid'" Curing insomnia "Holding his plate up to the light" "'I believe you'd blow out the gas in your bed-room'" "'His fairy stories were told him in words of ten syllables'" "'I thought my father a mean-spirited assassin'" "'Mrs. S. brought him to the point of proposing'" "'Hoorah!' cried the Idiot, grasping Mr. Pedagog by the hand"[Pg 8] [Pg 8] I The guests at Mrs. Smithers's high-class boarding-house for gentlemen had assembled as usual for breakfast, and in a few moments Mary, the dainty waitress, entered with the steaming coffee, the mush, and the rolls.