II My rules are hard to understand For him whom sensual rules depress; A bandbox in a midwife's hand May hold a costlier bridal dress. III "I like her not; in fact I loathe; Bugs hath she brought from London beds." Friend! wouldst thou rather bear their growth Or have a baby with two heads? [Pg 403] IDYL CCCLXVI THE KID My spirit, in the doorway's pause, Fluttered with fancies in my breast; Obsequious to all decent laws, I felt exceedingly distressed. I knew it rude to enter there With Mrs. V. in such a state; And, 'neath a magisterial air,