The Confession
       "Which I don't believe. Her gloves were on the stand. If you'll come back, Miss Agnes, I'll show you how she was."     

       We made rather an absurd procession, Maggie leading with the saucer, I following, and the cat, appearing from nowhere as usual, bringing up the rear. Maggie placed the jelly on the stand, and dropped on her hands and knees, crawling under the stand, a confused huddle of gingham apron, jelly-stains, and suspicion.     

       "She had her head down like this," she said, in rather a smothered voice.       "I'm her, and you're me. And I says: 'If it's rolled off somewhere I'll find it next time I sweep, and give it back to you.' Well, what d'you think of that! Here it is!"     

       My attention had by this time been caught by the jelly, now unmistakably solidifying in the center. I moved to the kitchen door to tell Delia to take it off the fire. When I returned, Maggie was digging under the telephone battery-box with a hair-pin and muttering to herself.     

       "Darnation!" she said, "it's gone under!"     

       "If you do get it," I reminded her, "it belongs to Miss Emily."     

       There is a curious strain of cupidity in Maggie. I have never been able to understand it. With her own money she is as free as air. But let her see a chance for illegitimate gain, of finding a penny on the street, of not paying her fare on the cars, of passing a bad quarter, and she is filled with an unholy joy. And so today. The jelly was forgotten. Terror was gone. All that existed for Maggie was a twenty-five cent piece under a battery-box.     

       Suddenly she wailed: "It's gone, Miss Agnes. It's clear under!"     

       "Good heavens, Maggie! What difference does it make?"     

       "W'you mind if I got the ice-pick and unscrewed the box?"     

       My menage is always notoriously short of tools.     

       I forbade it at once, and ordered her back to the kitchen, and after a final squint along the carpet, head flat, she dragged herself out and to her feet.     


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