'Humph,' said the captain, 'so it's really happened at last.' [Illustration: 'Here--I say, wake up, can't you?'] 'What has?' said Philip. 'Why, you have,' said the captain. 'Don't be frightened, little man.' 'I'm not frightened,' said Philip, and added politely, 'I should be so much obliged if you'd tell me what you mean.' He added something which he had heard people say when they asked the way to the market or the public gardens, 'I'm quite a stranger here,' he said. A jolly roar of laughter went up from the red-coats. 'It isn't manners to laugh at strangers,' said Philip. 'Mind your own manners,' said the captain sharply; 'in this country little boys speak when they're spoken to. Stranger, eh? Well, we knew that, you know!' Philip, though he felt snubbed, yet felt grand too. Here he was in the middle of an adventure with grown-up soldiers. He threw out his chest and tried to look manly. The captain sat down in a chair at the end of a long table, drew a black book to him--a black book covered with dust--and began to rub a rusty pen-nib on his sword, which was not rusty. 'Come now,' he said, opening the book, 'tell me how you came here. And mind you speak the truth.' 'I always speak the truth,' said Philip proudly. All the soldiers rose and saluted him with looks of deep surprise and respect. 'Well, nearly always,' said Philip, hot to the ears, and the soldiers clattered stiffly down again on to the benches, laughing once more. Philip had imagined there to be more discipline in the army. 'How did you come here?' said the captain. 'Up the great bridge staircase,' said Philip. The captain wrote busily in the book. 'What did you come for?'