E-text prepared by Al Haines The Umpire RIPPLING RHYMES To Suit The Times All Sorts of Themes Embracin' Some Gay Some Sad Some not so Bad AS WRITTEN BY Chicago A. C. McCLURG & CO. 1913 Copyright A. C. McClurg & Co. 1913 Published October, 1913 Copyrighted in Great Britain For permission to use copyright prose poems in this book thanks are extended to the editors and publishers of Harper's Magazine, Harper's Weekly, The Ladies' Home Journal, System, The Magazine of Business, The Popular Magazine, Collier's Weekly, The Smart Set Magazine, The American Magazine and Lippincott's Magazine. To GEORGE MATTHEW ADAMS Who teaches poets how to win. And helps to make the glad world grin, And sticks to friends through thick and thin.