The Damned Thing1898, From "In the Midst of Life"
       Some of the jurors laughed. Against a sombre background humor shows high lights. Soldiers in the intervals of battle laugh easily, and a jest in the death chamber conquers by surprise.     

       "Relate the circumstances of this man's death," said the coroner. "You may use any notes or memoranda that you please."     

       The witness understood. Pulling a manuscript from his breast pocket he held it near the candle, and turning the leaves until he found the passage that he wanted, began to read.     

  

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       "...The sun had hardly risen when we left the house. We were looking for quail, each with a shotgun, but we had only one dog. Morgan said that our best ground was beyond a certain ridge that he pointed out, and we crossed it by a trail through the chaparral. On the other side was comparatively level ground, thickly covered with wild oats. As we emerged from the chaparral, Morgan was but a few yards in advance. Suddenly, we heard, at a little distance to our right, and partly in front, a noise as of some animal thrashing about in the bushes, which we could see were violently agitated.     

       "'We've started a deer,' said. 'I wish we had brought a rifle.'     

       "Morgan, who had stopped and was intently watching the agitated chaparral, said nothing, but had cocked both barrels of his gun, and was holding it in readiness to aim. I thought him a trifle excited, which surprised me, for he had a reputation for exceptional coolness, even in moments of sudden and imminent peril.     

       "'O, come!' I said. 'You are not going to fill up a deer with quail-shot, are you?'     

       "Still he did not reply; but, catching a sight of his face as he turned it slightly toward me, I was struck by the pallor of it. Then I understood that we had serious business on hand, and my first conjecture was that we had 'jumped' a grizzly. I advanced to Morgan's side, cocking my piece as I moved.     

       "The bushes were now quiet, and the sounds had ceased, but Morgan was as attentive to the place as before.     

       "'What is it? What the devil is it?' I asked.     

       "'That Damned Thing!' he 
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