'As far as I can see,' he said, 'if we can't find somethin' better than stone-deaf hedgehogs, peevish parrots, and funkin' bandicoots we may as well give way to despair.'[Pg 56]

[Pg 56]

Bunyip Bluegum was forced to exert his finest oratory to inspire them to another frame of mind. 'Let it never be said,' he exclaimed, 'that the unconquerable hearts of Puddin'-owners quailed before a parrot, a hedgehog, or a bandicoot.'

'Let hedgehogs deaf go delve and dig,

Immune from loudest howl,

Let bandicoots lump melons big,

Let peevish parrots prowl.

'Shall puddin'-owners bow the head

At such affronts as these?

No, No! March on, by anger led,

Our Puddin' to release.

'Let courage high resolve inflame

Our captive Pud to free;

Our banner wave, our words proclaim

We march to victory!'

'Bravely sung,' exclaimed Bill, grasping Bunyip Bluegum by the hand, and they proceeded with expressions of the greatest courage and determination.

As a reward for this renewed activity, they got some useful information from a Rooster who was standing at his front gate looking up and down the road, and wishing to heaven that somebody would come along for him to talk to. They got, in fact, a good deal more information than they asked for, for the Rooster was one of those fine up-standing, bumptious skites who love to talk all day, in the heartiest manner, to total strangers while their wives do the washing.

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