church." "Oh, the church, eh? Well, it is a respectable profession; only men have to work for nothing in it." "I wish they did, sir. If we had the voluntary system—" system—" "You can have that if you like. I know that the Independent ministers—" ministers—" "I should not think of leaving the Church of England on any account." "You have decided, then, to be a clergyman?" "Oh, no; not decided. Indeed, I really think that if a man will work, he may do better at the bar." "Very well, indeed—if he have the peculiar kind of talent necessary." "But then, I doubt whether a practising barrister can ever really be an honest man." "What?" "They have such dirty work to do. They spend their days in making out that black is white; or, worse still, that white is black." "Pshaw! Have a little more charity, master George, and do not be so over-righteous. Some of the greatest men of your country have been lawyers." "But their being great men won't alter the fact; nor will my being charitable. When two clear-headed men take money to advocate the different sides of a case, each cannot think that his side is true." "Fiddlestick! But mind, I do not want you to be a lawyer. You must choose for yourself. If you don't like that way of earning your bread, there are others." "A man may be a doctor, to be sure; but I have no taste that way." "And is that the end of the list?" "There is literature. But literature, though the grandest occupation in the world for a man's leisure, is, I take it, a slavish profession."