Psmith, Journalist
       "Somebody must be hurting the kid," he exclaimed.     

       He hurried to the door and flung it open. Psmith followed at a more leisurely pace. The seedy man, caught in the act, released Master Maloney, who stood rubbing his ear with resentment written on every feature.     

       On such occasions as this Billy was a man of few words. He made a dive for the seedy man; but the latter, who during the preceding moment had been eyeing the two editors as if he were committing their appearance to memory, sprang back, and was off down the stairs with the agility of a Marathon runner.     

       "He blows in," said Master Maloney, aggrieved, "and asks is de editor dere. I tells him no, 'cos youse said youse wasn't, and he nips me by the ear when I gets busy to stop him gettin' t'roo."     

       "Comrade Maloney," said Psmith, "you are a martyr. What would Horatius have done if somebody had nipped him by the ear when he was holding the bridge? The story does not consider the possibility. Yet it might have made all the difference. Did the gentleman state his business?"     

       "Nope. Just tried to butt t'roo."     

       "Another of these strong silent men. The world is full of us. These are the perils of the journalistic life. You will be safer and happier when you are rounding up cows on your mustang."     

       "I wonder what he wanted," said Billy, when they were back again in the inner room.     

       "Who can say, Comrade Windsor? Possibly our autographs. Possibly five minutes' chat on general subjects."     

       "I don't like the look of him," said Billy.     

       "Whereas what Comrade Maloney objected to was the feel of him. In what respect did his look jar upon you? His clothes were poorly cut, but such things, I know, leave you unmoved."     

       "It seems to me," said Billy thoughtfully, "as if he came just to get a sight of us."     

       "And he got it. Ah, Providence is good to the poor."     

       "Whoever's behind those tenements isn't going to stick at any odd trifle. We must watch out. 
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