Judge (2)      —It's a neat little fiction,—of course it's all fudge. That fellow's the Speaker, (3)—the one on the right; Mr. Mayor, (4) my young one, how are you to-night? That's our “Member of Congress,“ (5) we say when we chaff; There's the “Reverend” (6) What's his name?—don't make me laugh! That boy with the grave mathematical look(7)      Made believe he had written a wonderful book, And the ROYAL SOCIETY thought it was true! So they chose him right in; a good joke it was, too. There's a boy,—we pretend,—with a three-decker-brain That could harness a team with a logical chain:      When he spoke for our manhood in syllabled fire, We called him “The Justice,”—but now he's “The Squire.“ (1)       And there's a nice youngster of excellent pith,(2)      Fate tried to conceal him by naming him Smith, But he shouted a song for the brave and the free,      —Just read on his medal,—“My country,—of thee!”       You hear that boy laughing?—you think he's all fun, But the angels laugh, too, at the good he has done; The children laugh loud as they troop to his call, And the poor man that knows him laughs loudest of all!(3)       Yes, we're boys,—always playing with tongue or with pen,      —And I sometimes have asked,—Shall we ever be men? Shall we always be youthful and laughing and gay, Till the last dear companion drops smiling away? Then here's to our boyhood, its gold and its gray! The stars of its Winter, the dews of its May! And when we have done with our life-lasting toys, Dear Father, take care of thy children, the Boys! 1 Francis Thomas. 2 George Tyler Bigelow. 3 Francis Boardman Crowninshield. 4 G. W. Richardson. 5 George Thomas Davis. 6 James Freeman Clarke. 7 Benjamin Peirce. 

  

       III     

       [The Professor talks with the Reader. He tells a Young Girl's Story.]     

       When the elements that went to the making of the first man, father of mankind, had been withdrawn from the world of unconscious matter, the balance of creation was disturbed. The materials that go to the making of one woman were set free by the abstraction from inanimate nature of one man's-worth of masculine constituents. These combined to make our first mother, by a logical necessity involved in the previous creation of our common father. All this, mythically, illustratively, and by no means doctrinally or polemically.     

       The man implies the woman, you will understand. The excellent 

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