If a man has the tact in the world to get well on, he Cannot be else than a thorough-paced scamp; That the “villanous rich” wear a cloak and a mask, all, And the greater the riches, the greater the rascal. That the cardinal virtues only endure, In the atmosphere with the “virtuous poor;” That nowhere are found the true Christian graces, Save closely allied to the dirtiest faces. I shall not contradict this delightful tradition, But beg—No, I won’t, I will take it—permission, To state, that I think there’s a word to be said, From a different text, on the opposite head. And so I’ll invent, as well as I’m able, A new home-made, allegorical fable; And my honest purpose shall be, to see If the scoundrel rich have not borne a part In those noble charities, which are The pride of this jolly old city’s heart. And if I shall find that the virtuous mob Have ever been known one farthing to pay,