I’ve But really, gentle sir, I fail to see, Why you have named it “Blank, and Jane his wife,” When you had better called it simply “Me.” NO COPYRIGHT NEEDED I’ve penned a score of essays bright, I’ve In Addison’s best style; I’ve taken many a lofty flight, The Muses to beguile. Of novels I have written few— I think no more than ten; With history I’ve had to do, Like several other men. And still, to my intense regret, Through all my woe and weal, I’ve never penned a volume yet, A foreigner would steal. INGREDIENTS OF GREATNESS The style of man I’d like to be,