"The quickest way is to go into Tinkletown an' take the first turn to the left after—" "But we don't want to go to Tinkletown, you damned old hayseed. We—" "Shut up, Joe!" cried one of the men. "He's excited, Mister. His wife's sick, and we're trying to get him home before she—before she croaks." "Oh, I'm so sorry," cried Mrs. Crow before Anderson could speak. She also kicked him violently on the ankle-bone. "The quickest way to get to the Albany road," she went on, "is by cuttin' through back of Cole's sawmill an' crossin' the river at Goose's Ferry. That's about seven miles from here. Take the first lane to your left, half a mile further on." "Much obliged, ma'am." "You're entirely welcome," said she, this time poking her elbow into Anderson's ribs. He grunted. "Is the road pretty good all the way?" "It's a good dirt road." "We're in a great hurry, ma'am. Is it safe to hit it up a little on the dirt-road? His wife specially wanted to see him before she died." "Perfectly safe, as long as you keep in it." "Nightie!" called the spokesman, and the big car leaped forward as if suddenly unchained. "Well, of all the—" began Anderson wrathfully. "Get out and crank this car, Anderson," she broke in excitedly. "You know as well as I do that that dirt road ends at Heffner's farm. It don't go nowheres near the river. What ails you, Eva Crow? That poor feller's wife—" "Crank, I tell you!" He got out and cranked the car, grumbling all the while. As he got back in the seat beside her, he exploded: "An' what's more, there's that soldiers' camp at Green Ridge. They won't be allowed to go through it without a pass. There must be a thousand men there. They're marchin' to some'eres in America, the feller told me this mornin' when he come in at Jackson's to get some