The Green Mummy
man-hunter by profession. Besides, she saw that Braddock was in the clouds as usual, and would have received the King himself in the same absent-minded manner.     

       “Pouf! what an abominal smell!” exclaimed the widow, holding a flimsy lace handkerchief to her nose. “Kind of camphor-sandal-wood charnel-house smell. I wonder you are not asphyxiated. Pouf! Ugh! Bur-r-r     

       The Professor stared at her with cold, fishy eyes. “Did you speak?”      

       “Oh, dear me, yes, and you don't even ask me to take a chair. If I were a nasty stuffy mummy, now, you would be embracing me by, this time. Don't you know that I have come to dinner, you silly man?” and she tapped him playfully with her closed fan.     

       “I have had dinner,” said Braddock, egotistic as usual.     

       “No, you have not.” Mrs. Jasher spoke positively, and pointed to a small tray of untouched food on the side table. “You have not even had luncheon. You must live on air, like a chameleon—or on love, perhaps,” she ended in a significantly tender tone.     

       But she might as well have spoken to the granite image of Horus in the corner. Braddock merely rubbed his chin and stared harder than ever at the glittering visitor.     

       “Dear me!” he said innocently. “I must have forgotten to eat. Lamplight!”        he looked round vaguely. “Of course, I remember lighting the lamps. Time has gone by very rapidly. I am really hungry.” He paused to make sure, then repeated his remark in a more positive manner. “Yes, I am very hungry, Mrs. Jasher.” He looked at her as though she had just entered. “Of course, Mrs. Jasher. Do you wish to see me about anything particular?”      

       The widow frowned at his inattention, and then laughed. It was impossible to be angry with this dreamer.     

       “I have come to dinner, Professor. Do try and wake up; you are half asleep and half starved, too, I expect.”      

       “I certainly feel unaccountably hungry,” admitted Braddock cautiously.     

       “Unaccountably, when you have eaten nothing since breakfast. You weird man, I believe you are a mummy yourself.”      


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