"Just half of that, please." And be the dessert a rice pudding or pie, As I pass Grandma's share she is sure to reply, With the trace of a twinkle to light up her eye: "Just half of that, please." I've cut down her portions but still she tells me: "Just half of that, please." Though scarcely a mouthful of food she can see: "Just half of that, please." If I pass her the chocolates she breaks one in two, There's nothing so small but a smaller will do, And she says, perhaps fearing she's taking from you: "Just half of that, please." When at last Grandma leaves us the angels will hear: "Just half of that, please." When with joys for the gentle and brave they appear: "Just half of that, please." And for fear they may think she is selfish up there, Or is taking what may be a young angel's share, She will say with the loveliest smile she can wear: