"Not if her mother's cooking isn't," the medical student, whose name was Wallace, observed with a professional effect. "Why don't you prescribe something for it?" the law student suggested. "Which?" Wallace returned. "I don't believe anything could cure the playing. I must have meant the cooking." "You're a promising young jurist, Blakeley. What makes you think I could cure the cooking?" "Oh, I just wondered. The sick one gets paler every day. I wonder what ails her." "She's not my patient." "Oh! Hippocratic oath. Rather fine of you, Wallace. But if she's not your patient—" "Listen!" their host interrupted, sharply. After a joint silence he added: "No. It must have been the sleet." "Well, Briggs," the law student said, "if it must have been the sleet, what mustn't it have been?" "Oh!" Briggs explained, "I thought it was Phillips. He was to throw a handful of gravel at the window." "And then you were to run down with his bag [Pg 130] and help him to make his escape from a friendless widow. Well, I don't know that I blame him. If I didn't owe two weeks' board, I'd leave myself—though I hope I shouldn't sneak away. And if Mrs. Betterson didn't owe Wallace, here, two weeks' board, we'd walk off together arm-in-arm at high noon. I can't understand how he ever came to advance her the money." [Pg 130] Wallace rose from the bed, and kicked each leg out to dislodge the tight trousers of the middle eighteen-fifties which had caught on the tops of his high boots. "You're a tonguey fellow, Blakeley. But you'll find, as you live long, that there are several things you can't explain." "I'll tell you what," Blakeley said. "We'll get Mrs. Betterson to take your loan for my debt, and we'll go at once." "You can propose something like that before the justice of the peace in your first pettifogging case." "I believe Wallace likes to stay. And yet he must know from his anatomical studies,