With all the worries it may bring, “There’s always some dam thing.” [Pg 84] [Pg 84] THE MODERN MARINER A dry sheet and a lazy sea, And a wind so far from fast It barely floats the owner’s flag That flutters at the mast— That flutters at the mast, my boys; So while the sky is free Of cloud we’ll take a yachtsman’s chance And venture out to sea. And a wind so far from fast That flutters at the mast— So while the sky is free And venture out to sea. The aneroid has dropped a tenth! Back, back across the bar To a harbor snug, and a long cold drink, And a big fat black cigar— A big fat black cigar, my boys; While, on an even keel, The Swedish chef out-chefs himself In getting up a meal. Back, back across the bar And a big fat black cigar— While, on an even keel, In getting up a meal. Give me a soft and gentle wind, A fleckless azure sky; I care not for your “snoring breeze” And dinners heaving high— And dinners heaving high, my boys, Make no great hit with me; So when the breeze begins to snore We’ll not put out to sea. A fleckless azure sky; And dinners heaving high— Make no great hit with me; We’ll not put out to sea.