I have no time for play. That so fatigues a soul, I never have seen the Pole. ’Tis said that in that favored place There is no heat or drouth; And that, whichever way you turn, You’re looking south-by-south. Some say there is a flagstaff there, Some say there is a hole. Think of the years that I have lived And never have seen the Pole! There is no heat or drouth; You’re looking south-by-south. Some say there is a hole. And never have seen the Pole! The parson a hundred times is right— We ought to stay at home. I’m an old man, I’m eighty-three, I have no call to roam. And yet if I could somehow find The time—God bless my soul!— I think that I would die content If I only could see the Pole! We ought to stay at home. I have no call to roam. The time—God bless my soul!— If I only could see the Pole! [Pg 100] My brother has seen Baraboo, If so he speak the truth; My wife and son they both have been As far as to Duluth; My cousin cruised to Eastport, Maine, On a ship that carried coal; I’ve been as far as Mackinac— But I never have seen the Pole! [Pg 100] If so he speak the truth; As far as to Duluth; On a ship that carried coal; But I never have seen the Pole! [Pg 101]