CONTENTS 1 1 THE LORD OF MISRULE “On May days the wild heads of the parish would choose a Lord of Misrule, whom they would follow even into the church, though the minister were at prayer or preaching, dancing and swinging their may-boughs about like devils incarnate.”—Old Puritan Writer. A LL on a fresh May morning, I took my love to church, To see if Parson Primrose were safely on his perch. He scarce had got to Thirdly, or squire begun to snore, When, like a sun-lit sea-wave, A green and crimson sea-wave, A frolic of madcap May-folk came whooping through the door:— Come up, come in with streamers! Come in, with boughs of may! Come up and thump the sexton, And carry the clerk away. 2 2 Now skip like rams, ye mountains, Ye little hills, like sheep! Come up and wake the people