Mr. Quimby removed his pipe and forgot to close the aperture as he stared in amazement. "Good lord!" he cried, "you don't mean—you've really come." "What better proof could you ask," said Mr. Magee flippantly, "than my presence here?" "Why," stammered Mr. Quimby, "we—we thought it was all a joke." "Hal Bentley has his humorous moments," agreed Mr. Magee, "but it isn't his habit to fling his jests into Upper Asquewan Falls." "And—and you're really going to—" Mr. Quimby could get no further. "Yes," said Mr. Magee brightly, slipping into a rocking-chair. "Yes, I'm going to spend the next few months at Baldpate Inn." Mrs. Quimby, who seemed to have settled into a stout little mound of a woman through standing too long in the warm presence of her stove, came forward and inspected Mr. Magee. "Of all things," she murmured. "It's closed," expostulated Mr. Quimby; "the inn is closed, young fellow." "I know it's closed," smiled Magee. "That's the very reason I'm going to honor it with my presence. I'm sorry to take you out on a night like this, but I'll have to ask you to lead me up to Baldpate. I believe those were Hal Bentley's instructions—in the letter." Mr. Quimby towered above Mr. Magee, a shirt-sleeved statue of honest American manhood. He scowled. "Excuse a plain question, young man," he said, "but what are you hiding from?" Mrs. Quimby, in the neighborhood of the stove, paused to hear the reply. Billy Magee laughed. "I'm not hiding," he said. "Didn't Bentley explain? Well, I'll try to, though I'm not sure you'll understand. Sit down, Mr. Quimby. You are not, I take it, the sort of man to follow closely the light and frivolous literature of the day." "What's that?" inquired Mr. Quimby. "You don't read," continued Mr. Magee, "the sort of novels that are sold by the pound in the department stores. Now, if you had a daughter—a fluffy daughter inseparable from a hammock in the summer—she could help me explain. You see—I write those novels. Wild thrilling tales for the tired business man's tired wife—shots in the