little privacy for our tame genius so he could hatch some more immortal works. I had lunch sent in to him in the next office and didn't see him until five that first evening. I went in without knocking. One secretary was filing her nails, and the other three were putting on their coats. The covers were still on the typewriters and Hillary was asleep or in a coma over in the corner. I kicked his feet off his desk, and he rocked forward. "Come on upstairs, I'll buy you a steak," I said. He smiled weakly, "I need one. It didn't go so good." In the elevator he added, "In fact, it didn't go at all." "Take it easy," I assured him. "You're a little rusty, that's all. What about the total recall? Is it still working?" He nodded, but he didn't say any more about it. Next day I stuck my head in before I went to lunch, and I congratulated myself on not pushing him too hard the first day. Hillary was off in his corner again, but his mouth was moving and all four girls were doing the things that secretaries do when they are about two hours behind in their work. Eight days later the thing dropped on my desk. I wet a finger with keen anticipation, but the spit wasn't dry before I was plowing into Hillary's office trailing loose sheets. "Are you kidding?" I yelled. He was out of his chair over by the window staring out. All he did was hunch up his shoulders. The girls were standing around trying to act invisible. "Hillary," I said trying to laugh. "Don't be playing gags on old George. Where is it? Where's Oscar's play?" "I—I'm afraid that's it," he said without turning his head. "This—this fluff? This pablum?" "Well—I thought I'd try something light to begin with." "Light? This is no play. This is Pollyanna. It's been done. Where's your conflict? Your problem? Your suspense? Dammit, where's your characters?" "I'll get warmed up tomorrow," Hilliary said, but he didn't have much conviction in his voice.