The Competitive Nephew
 "I ain't joking, Fatkin; far from it," Sternsilver declared. "To-morrow it is all fixed for the wedding and I got to have twenty-five dollars." 

 "What d'ye mean, to-morrow is fixed for the wedding?" Fatkin retorted indignantly. "Do you want to get married on my money yet?" 

 "I don't want the money to get married on," Sternsilver protested. "I want it for something else again." 

 "My worries! What you want it for?" Fatkin concluded, with a note of finality in his tone. "I would oser give you twenty-five cents." 

 "'S enough, Fatkin!" Sternsilver declared. "I heard enough from you already. You was the one which got me into this Schlemazel and now you should get me out again." 

 "What do you mean, getting you into a Schlemazel?" 

 "You know very well what I mean," Philip replied; "and, furthermore, Fatkin, you are trying to make too free with me. Who are you, anyhow, you should turn me down when I ask you for a few days twenty-five dollars? You act so independent, like you would be the foreman." 

 Hillel nodded slowly, not without dignity. 

 "Never mind, Sternsilver," he said; "if my family would got a relation, y'understand, which he is working in Poliakoff's Bank and he is got to run away on account he is missing in five thousand rubles, which it is the same name Sternsilver, and everybody in Kovno—the children even—knows about it, understand me, I wouldn't got to be so stuck up at all." 

 Sternsilver flushed indignantly. 

 "Do you mean to told me," he demanded, "that I got in my family such a man which he is stealing five thousand rubles, Fatkin?" 

 "That's what I said," Hillel retorted. 

 "Well, it only goes to show what a liar you are," Sternsilver rejoined. "Not only was it he stole ten thousand rubles, y'understand, but the bank was run by a feller by the name Louis Moser." 

 "All right," Fatkin said as he started up his sewing-machine by way of signifying that the interview was at an end. "All right, Sternsilver; if you got such a relation which he ganvered ten thousand rubles, y'understand, borrow from him the twenty-five dollars." 

 Thus Sternsilver was obliged to amend his resolution by substituting Jersey City for 
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