"I don't 'old wiv women," growled Ginger, casting a malevolent glance at the Blue Boar's only barmaid, as she stood smirking at the other end of the long leaden counter.  "Same as before," he added to the barman. 

 Joseph Bindle heaved a sign of contentment at the success of his rueful contemplation of the emptiness of his tankard. 

 "You're too late, ole sport," he remarked, as he sympathetically surveyed the unprepossessing features of his companion, where freckles rioted with spots in happy abandon.  "You're too late, you wi' three babies 'fore you're twenty-five. Ginger, you're——" 

 "No, I ain't!"  There was a note of savage menace in Ginger's voice that caused his companion to look at him curiously. 

 "Ain't wot?" questioned Bindle. 

 "I ain't wot you was goin' to say I was." 

 "'Ow jer know wot I was goin' to say?" 

 "'Cos every stutterin' fool sez it; an' blimey I'm goin' to 'ammer the next, an' I don't want to 'ammer you, Joe." 

 Bindle pondered a moment, then a smile irradiated his features, developing into a broad grin. 

 "You're too touchy, Ginger. I wasn't goin' to say, 'Ginger, you're barmy.'"  Ginger winced and clenched his fists.  "I was goin' to say, 'Ginger, you're no good at marriage wi'out tack. If yer 'ad more tack maybe yer wouldn't 'ave got married." 

 Ginger spat viciously in the direction of the spittoon, but his feelings were too strong for accurate aim. 

 "The parsons say as marriages is made in 'eaven," growled Ginger.  "Why don't 'eaven feed the kids?  That's wot I want to know." 

 Ginger was notorious among his mates for the gloomy view he took of life. No one had ever discovered in him enthusiasm for anything. If he went to a football match and the team he favoured were beaten, it was no more than he expected; if they were victorious his comment would be that they ought to have scored more goals. If the horse he backed won, he blamed fate because his stake was so small. The more beer he absorbed the more misanthropic he seemed to become. 

 "Funny coves, parsons," remarked Bindle conversationally; "not as I've any think to say agin' 

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