be in jail." "Fudge! Please don't try to hide behind platitudes. But about Gertrude, and your little affair, which is no affair; what are you going to do about it?" "Nothing; there is nothing at all to be done," Brockway replied with gloomy emphasis. "I suppose nothing would ever induce you to forgive her for being rich?" "I can never quite forgive myself for being poor, since it's going to cost me so much." "You are too equivocal for any use. Answer my question," snapped the small inquisitor. "How can I?" Brockway inquired, with masculine density. "Forgiveness implies an injury, and——" "Oh, oh—how stupid you can be when you try! You know perfectly well what I mean." "I'm not sure that I do," said Brockway, whose wit was easily confounded by a sharp tongue. "Then I'll put it in words of one syllable. Do you mean to ask Miss Vennor to be your wife?" "I couldn't, and keep my self-respect." "Not if you knew she wanted you to?" persisted the small tormentor. "Oh, I say—that couldn't be, you know," he protested. "I'm nothing more than a pleasant acquaintance to her, at the very most." "But if you knew she did?" "How could I know it?" "We are not discussing ways and means; answer the question." Thereat the man, tempted beyond what he could bear, abdicated in favor of the lover. "If I could be certain of that, Mrs. Burton—if I could be sure she loves me, nothing on earth should stand in the way of our happiness. Is that what you wanted me to say?" The little lady clapped her hands enthusiastically. "I thought I could find the joint in your armor, after awhile. Now you may go; I want to be by myself and think. Good-night." Brockway took the summary dismissal good-naturedly, and, as