little of Ukridge, as his former head master had once said in a moody, reflective voice, went a very long way. "You and Stanley have known each other a long time, haven't you?" said the object of my commiseration, breaking the silence. 

 "Yes. Oh, yes. Several years. We were masters at the same school." 

 Mrs. Ukridge leaned forward with round, shining eyes. 

 "Really? Oh, how nice!" she said ecstatically. 

 Not yet, to judge from her expression and the tone of her voice, had she found any disadvantages attached to the arduous position of being Mrs. Stanley Ukridge. 

 "He's a wonderfully versatile man," I said. 

 "I believe he could do anything." 

 "He'd have a jolly good try!" 

 "Have you ever kept fowls?" asked Mrs. Ukridge, with apparent irrelevance. 

 I had not. She looked disappointed. 

 "I was hoping you might have had some experience. Stanley, of course, can turn his hand to anything; but I think experience is rather a good thing, don't you?" 

 "Yes. But ..." 

 "I have bought a shilling book called 'Fowls and All About Them,' and this week's copy of C.A.C." 

 "C.A.C.?" 

 "Chiefly About Chickens. It's a paper, you know. But it's all rather hard to understand. You see, we ... but here is Stanley. He will explain the whole thing." 

 "Well, Garny, old horse," said Ukridge, re-entering the room after another energetic passage of the stairs. "Years since I saw you. Still buzzing along?" 

 "Still, so to speak, buzzing," I assented. 

 "I was reading your last book the other day." 

 "Yes?" I said, gratified. "How did you like it?" 

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