You do not like your hair! But— Wouldn't it be awful If you were a waffle? Puckered, brown, and round and flat— Would you only think of that! If you were a waffle Wouldn't it be awful? Sometimes you sigh—you do, Because you are yourself! What would you think if you Were on a pantry shelf? If you were set away Because you had grown cold— Left from but yesterday And now, alas! too old! Oh— Wouldn't it be awful If you were a waffle? Hot and brown, and made to wait
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