The Unwilling Professor
"Wait here," he said cryptically. "Be right back." He sprang into the brush, and vanished. A few moments later, the anxious professor heard some yells of agony coming from the campus, and before long Hotspur returned, panting.

"I know you'll get a sympathetic hearing in Washington," he gasped; "and we Martians abhor violence, but there are times—" He rubbed one paw against his mouth. "I didn't like the taste of Irv, but Fatty's even worse! I hope," he added viciously, "they have to take Pasteur treatments!"

"Me too!" Professor Slakmak agreed cheerfully. "And best of all, they'll flunk math—but good! Where's your ship—Pal?"

 Transcriber's Note

Missing punctuation has been silently supplied.

No Changes have been made to the following:

who had expired for lack of intellegent -- intellegent is an old correct spelling

mascot of Omega Pi Upsilen!" --     not changed, in other places the spelling is Pi Upsilon!"

Changes have been made to the following:

Fatty and Irv ran Omega Ph Upsilon --> Fatty and Irv ran Omega Phi Upsilon

missing character supplied

"and we Martians abhor voilence --> "and we Martians abhor violence

spelling error corrected

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