"I'll be right down." He turned and glared at Pete. "I've got a hunch that she's tumbled to you already," he said. "If she has, you'd better go out by that window; it's only a twenty-foot jump." Pete smiled easily. "Bet you three to one she hasn't tumbled. Now you trot along, Bill, and cheer up." [Pg 23] [Pg 23] Bill could not shake off his premonition of trouble as he walked slowly down-stairs. With disquieting clearness he sensed that all was not right with his world. Nor did this feeling leave him even when Aunt Caroline removed her spectacles and looked up, smiling. "It's something I just remembered, William. I wanted to speak to you about your secretary." "Secretary, Aunt Caroline? He's my valet." "Oh, no; I don't mean Peter. I mean your secretary." Bill shook his head to signify he did not understand. "The secretary I am going to engage for you, William." "What secretary? What would I do with a secretary, Aunt Caroline?" "Your social secretary," said Aunt Caroline. "My social—I'm afraid I don't get you, aunty." "It is very easily explained, William. All persons who lead an active life in society require a secretary." Bill stared at his benevolent aunt. "Holy smoke, Aunt Caroline! I'm not in society." "But you will be, my dear nephew."