"What is your first impression, Alida?" I asked, as our taxi rolled smoothly down the Avenue de l'Opera. "Paris? An enormous blossom carved out of stone!—a huge architectural Renaissance rose with white stone petals!" I looked at my pretty daughter with pride. "That is what Mr. Van Dieman says," she added conscientiously. My enthusiasm cooled at once. "Van Dieman exaggerates," I said. "Dulcima, what do you find to characterize Paris?" "The gowns!" she cried. "Oh, papa! did you see that girl driving past just now?" I opened my guidebook in silence. I had seen her. The sunshine flooded everything; the scent of flowers filled the soft air; the city was a garden, sweet[Pg 44] with green leaves, embroidered with green grass—a garden, too, in architecture, carved out in silvery gray foliage of stone. The streets are as smooth and clean as a steamer's deck, with little clear rivulets running in gutters that seem as inviting as country brooks. It did not resemble Manhattan. [Pg 44] Paris! Paris is a big city full of red-legged soldiers. Paris is a forest of pink and white chestnut blossoms under which the inhabitants sit without their hats. Paris is a collection of vistas; at the end of every vista is a misty masterpiece of architecture; on the summit of every monument is a masterpiece of sculpture. Paris is a city of several millions of inhabitants, every inhabitant holding both hands out to you for a tip. Paris is a park, smothered in foliage, under which asphalted streets lead to Paradise. Paris is a sanitarium so skillfully conducted that nobody can tell the patients from the physicians; and all the inmates are firmly convinced that the outside world is mad.