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money as it turned out); ‘we’ll make you used to our ways, or adopt English ones.’      

       ‘It’s not the English way for ladies to have two lovers’ (the ‘Henglish way,’ as the captain called it), ‘and so, Mr. Brady, I’ll thank you to pay me the sum you owe me, and I’ll resign all claims to this young lady. If she has a fancy for schoolboys, let her take ‘em, sir.’      

       ‘Pooh, pooh! Quin, you are joking,’ said Mick.     

       ‘I never was more in earnest,’ replied the other.     

       ‘By Heaven, then, look to yourself!’ shouted Mick. ‘Infamous seducer! infernal deceiver!—you come and wind your toils round this suffering angel here—you win her heart and leave her—and fancy her brother won’t defend her? Draw this minute, you slave! and let me cut the wicked heart out of your body!’      

       ‘This is regular assassination,’ said Quin, starting back; ‘there’s two on       ‘em on me at once. Fagan, you won’t let ‘em murder me?’      

       ‘Faith!’ said Captain Fagan, who seemed mightily amused, ‘you may settle your own quarrel, Captain Quin;’ and coming over to me, whispered, ‘At him again, you little fellow.’      

       ‘As long as Mr. Quin withdraws his claim,’ said I, ‘I, of course, do not interfere.’      

       ‘I do, sir—I do,’ said Mr. Quin, more and more flustered.     

       ‘Then defend yourself like a man, curse you!’ cried Mick again. ‘Mysie, lead this poor victim away—Redmond and Fagan will see fair play between us.’      

       ‘Well now—I don’t—give me time—I’m puzzled—I—I don’t know which way to look.’      

       ‘Like the donkey betwixt the two bundles of hay,’ said Mr. Fagan drily,       ‘and there’s pretty pickings on either side.’      

  

       CHAPTER II. I SHOW MYSELF TO BE A MAN OF SPIRIT     

       During this dispute, my cousin Nora did the only thing that a lady, under such circumstances, could do, and fainted in due form. I was in hot altercation with Mick at the time, or I should have, of course, flown to her assistance, but Captain Fagan (a dry 
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