as your commander and a fellow conspirator, will stand by you."  

"All right, then, sir," replied Dacres, "that's agreed. If I am in danger of going under I'll look to my superior officer for assistance."  

Just then Eccles and Plumbly, the assistant paymaster, entered the cabin and expressed their intention of "standing in."  

"Standing in—what about?" demanded Dacres.  

"About hoaxing the flagship, of course," replied Eccles.  

"You've done your part of the business," retorted the sub, "now let me carry on with mine. For one thing I'm not sure that the Admiral wants me in connexion with that affair. How on earth could he find out? Now sheer off, there's good fellows, and let me finish dressing."  

Young Alderney was midshipman of the duty boats, and on the run to the "Repulse" he added his condolences till Dacres peremptorily cut him short. The sub hated outward expressions of sympathy almost as much as he detested formal praise. He vastly preferred in matters of this sort to be self-reliant.  

Gaining the quarter-deck of the flagship he saluted with the utmost coolness, and turned to follow the lieutenant who was to escort him to the Admiral's cabin. Three or four youngsters, whom he recognized as being members of the French instructor's class, were on deck, evidently anticipating his discomfiture. Something about his bearing impelled them to return to the shelter of the after barbette, feeling rather sorry for the man who had so recently "pulled their legs."  

Vice-Admiral Maynebrace was alone. He had sent his secretary away on some convenient duty, and well-nigh bursting with indignation he stood prepared for the fray.  

"Well, sir," he began, as soon as the door was closed. "Do you recognize this?"  

And he held up the pseudo Jean le Plaisant's card.  

"Yes, sir," answered the sub calmly.  

"Then, perhaps, sir, next time you have an opportunity to impersonate a French professor you might have the sense to remember that littérateur is spelt with a double 't.' Had it not been for the perspicuity of the officer of the watch your senseless joke might have passed off undetected—at least for a time. Now, sir, you, on your own confession, have been guilty of the heinous 

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