The Unspeakable Perk
 “Knot them together.” 

 There was a period of silence. 

 “It’s very difficult,” complained the girl. 

 “Because you’re doing it in silence. There must be sprightly conversation or the charm won’t work. Talk!” 

 “What about?” 

 “Tell me who you thought I was when you said, ‘Boo!’ at me.” 

 “A goose.” 

 “A—a goose! Why—what—” 

 “Doesn’t one proverbially say ‘Boo!’ to a goose?” she remarked demurely. 

 “If one has the courage. Now, I haven’t. I’m shy.” 

 “Shy! You?” Again the delicious trill of her mirth rang in his ears. “I should imagine that to be the least of your troubles.” 

 “No! Truly.” There was real and anxious earnestness in his assurance. “It’s because I don’t see you. If I were face to face with you, I’d stammer and get red and make a regular imbecile of myself. Another reason why I stick down here and decline to yield to temptation.” 

 “O wise young man! Are you young? Ouch!” 

 “Reasonably. Was that the last hair?” 

 “Positively! I’m scalped. You’re a red Indian.” 

 “Tie it on. Now, fasten a hairpin on the end and let it down. All right. I’ve got it. Wait!” The fragile line of communication twitched for a moment. “Haul, now. Gently!” 

 Up came the thread, and, as its burden rose over the face of the rock, the girl gave a little cry of delight:— 

 “How exquisite! Orchids, aren’t they?” 

 “Yes, the golden-brown bee orchid. Just your coloring.” 


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