"I will not. It was a dirty dream. It isn't any of your business. If you weren't a friend of my Uncle Ed Kelly, I'd call a policeman for your bothering me." "Did you have things like live rats in your stomach to digest for you? Did they—" "Oh! How did you know? Get away from me. I will call a policeman. Mr. McCarty, this man is annoying me." "The devil he is, Miss Ananias. Old Bascomb just doesn't have it in him any more. There's no more harm in him than a lamp post." "Did the lamp posts have hair on them, Miss Teresa? Did they pant and swell and smell green—" "Oh! You couldn't know! You awful man!" "I'm Agnes," said Agnes; but Teresa dragged Agnes away with her. "What is the lamp-post jag, Bascomb?" asked Officer Mossback McCarty. "Ah—I know what it is like to be in hell, Mossback. I dreamed of it last night." "And well you should, a man who neglects his Easter duty year after year. But the lamp-post jag? If it concerns anything on my beat, I have to know about it." "It seems that I had the same depressing dream as the young lady, identical in every detail." Not knowing what dreams are (and we do not know) we should not find it strange that two people might have the same dream. There may not be enough of them to go around, and most dreams are forgotten in the morning. Bascomb Swicegood had forgotten his dismal dream. He could not account for his state of depression until he heard Teresa Ananias telling pieces of her own dream to Agnes Schoenapfel. Even then it came back to him slowly at first, but afterwards with a rush. The oddity wasn't that two people should have the same dream, but that they should discover the coincidence, what with the thousands of people running around and most of the dreams forgotten. Yet, if it were a coincidence, it was a multiplex one. On the night when it was first made manifest it must have been dreamed by quite a number of people in one medium-large city. There was a small piece in an afternoon paper. One doctor had