"You take two tickets?" said Mrs. Wyman, with a knowing smile. "I suppose there is a gentleman in the case." "You are mistaken," said the Disagreeable Woman, quietly. "You don't want both tickets for yourself, surely?" [Pg 22] [Pg 22] "No, I shall use neither of them." "You will give them away, then?" "I do not think so." "Why, then—" "Why then do I buy them? Out of compliment to our friend, Prof. Poppendorf, who, I hope, will win a success." "I thank you," said the Professor, "but I should be glad to have you honor my lecture with your presence." "I feel no particular interest in 'The Material and the Immaterial,'" said Mrs. Blagden. "Besides I am not sure whether I should get any clearer ideas respecting them from attending your lecture." "You do not flatter the Professor," said Mrs. Wyman, appearing shocked. "No, I never flatter any one. Why should I?" returned the Disagreeable Woman. "I like to be flattered," said the widow, simpering. "I like to be told that I am young and charming." "Even if you are not." [Pg 23] [Pg 23] Mrs. Wyman colored, and looked annoyed. She evidently did not care to continue her conversation with the Disagreeable Woman.