Danny's Own Story
you know more about the law'n I do," I says. "I kind o' thought mebby we stole them hosses."     

       "Well," he says, "we got 'em, anyhow. And if they try to arrest us without a warrant there'll be the deuce to pay. But they aren't going to make any more trouble. I know these country crooks. They've got no stomach for trouble outside their own township."     

       Which made me feel considerable better, fur I never been of the opinion that going agin the law done any one no good.     

       They looks around in that wagon, and all their stuff was there—Jake Smith and the squire having kep' it all together careful to make things seem more legal, I suppose—and the doctor was plumb tickled, and Looey felt as cheerful as he ever felt about anything. So the doctor says they has everything they needs but some ready money, and he'll get that sure, fur he never seen the time he couldn't.     

       "But, Looey," he says, "I'm done with country hotels from now on. They've got the last cent they ever will from me—at least in the summer time."     

       "How you going to work it?" Looey asts him, like he hasn't no hopes it will work right.     

       "Camp out," says the doctor. "I've been thinking it all over." Then he turns to me. "Rube," he says, "where are you going?"     

       "Well," I says, "I ain't pinted nowhere in pertic'ler except away from that town we just left. Which my name ain't Rube, Doctor Kirby, but Danny."     

       "Danny what?" asts he.     

       "Nothing," says I, "jest Danny."     

       "Well, then, Danny," says he, "how would you like to be an Indian?"     

       "Medical?" asts I, "or real?"     

       "Like Looey," says he.     

       I tells him being a medical Injun and mixed up with a show like his'n would suit me down to the ground, and asts him what is the main duties of one besides the blankets and the feathers.     

       "Well," he says, "this camping-out scheme of mine will take a couple of Indians. Instead of paying hotel and feed bills we'll 
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