[p. 4] A HERBERT JENKINS’ BOOK Printed in Great Britain by Wyman & Sons Ltd., London, Reading and Fakenham [p. 5] [p. 5] CONTENTS [p. 6] [p. 6] TO MY DAUGHTER LEONORA, QUEEN OF HER SPECIES. [p. 7] [p. 7] LEAVE IT TO PSMITH CHAPTER I DARK PLOTTINGS AT BLANDINGS CASTLE § 1 A At the open window of the great library of Blandings Castle, drooping like a wet sock, as was his habit when he had nothing to prop his spine against, the Earl of Emsworth, that amiable and boneheaded peer, stood gazing out over his domain. At It was a lovely morning and the air was fragrant with gentle summer scents. Yet in his lordship’s pale blue eyes there was a look of melancholy. His brow was furrowed, his mouth peevish. And this was all the more strange in that he was normally as happy as