race-course to depot where I stood proudly clutching harness with grand thumbs resembling Newport.

Toot-toot of 2.22! Three human personalities eloped forthly from Pullmanly train. One were Hon. Spiggott appearing full of courteous peev. Another was one enlarged gentleman of Republican expression. Another were a very stretched lady whose nose contained great snobbery amidst eyeglass.

“It are such pleasant change from our usual wealth to be trotting behind mild horseback instead of whizzing as usual in expensive ottomobiles,” she snuggest sweetishly as we jogg off.

“We prefer this style of locomobile because35 of its health,” growell Hon. Spiggott. Yet he attemp to appear hospital.

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At hallway of home Hon. Mrs. Spiggott were enwaiting with face containing smiles. By the cordial of her behavior you would think she was glad. “I am so hilarious to see you including your delicious husband!” she holla with soprano. Kissing enjoyed.

“We shall have such unaccustomed pleasure in these simple surroundings!” notate Mrs. Axweilder.

Mrs. Spiggott replied by looking iced with her eyes.

“I am glad you have came on such an amiable day for a golluf game!” deplore Hon. Spiggott putting on sporty cap.

“Yes. It are going to rain,” say Hon. Axweilder with slump voice.

“That will make it seem more Scottish,” say Boss man cheerly.

“On what vacant lot have you room to play golluf in such a neighborhood?” require Hon. Ax while they depart off looking dangerous with clubs.

“This evening,” Mrs. Spiggott explain to Mrs. Axweilder, “we are determined to give you dinner-party to include Mrs. & Mr. Washington Whack, very charmed people next door.”

“Are they related to the Whacks of Tuxedo?” Mrs. Ax cut up.

“I are not acquainted with their geography,” glub Mrs. Boss.

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