covering my nose and eyebrows with splashes of brilliant art. 80 Next she rose to house and obtain broom. When I seen that female club, I lost my connection with that home. I lep forwards. I fled off. I swum over the fence with great skill and continued to elope elsewheres. Farebye to that job! When nextly seen I was 2 miles Westward setting among woods attempting to rub wash-fluid from my forehead which was blue. Hoping you are the same, Yours truly, Hashimura Togo. Yours truly, Hashimura Togo 81 81 X Togo Coaxes Down the Cost of Living To Editor Good Housekeeping Magazine who desire to make high-life less costly. Dear Mr.:—Please address all letters to Fineheimer Employment Bureau where I am looking for it, as usual. Sorrow for me. Sometimes I think I am like a shoot-gun, merely make to be fired. Dear Mr. When last seen I was employed at home of Mrs. Ethel McManus who reside with her husband, Mr. Ethel McManus at Honeyville-on-the-Hudson. They are a very matrimonial couple of people. They were married only a short time of yore. Therefore they are living in midst of wedding presents which they are trying to use as furniture. How superflous! “Togo,” say this lady to me, “I hire you because we are too poor to live without a servant.” “How smart idea!” I report with chivalry. “Yes,” she repartee. “I learn this wisdom from newspaper: ‘A good servant will save Hon. Housekeeper $6 a week.’ Acting on this advice I hire you for $5 a week, which make following arithmetic: $6 - $5 = $1. Therefore I have cleaned up $1 a week by transaction.”
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