expenses you will still have 25c for profits on the day. Thusly I save you from your luxuries.”

“You are talking a vacuum,” she strongle. “There is one luxury you shall save me from in future.”

“Which luxury is that, please?” I deploy.

“You!” she snagger abruptly. Bang-up for telephone.

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Hon. Goldthwaite charge me 10c for that telephone. Which show that high price of talking is also increasing rapidly upward.

With my remaining wealth I advance hopefully forward towards Fineheimer Employment Bureau which I am always welcomed.

Hoping you are the same,

 Yours truly, Hashimura Togo. 

Yours truly,

Hashimura Togo

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XI Togo Becomes a Fire Hero

To Editor Good Housekeeper Magazine who saves more homes than insurance.

Hon. Dear Sir:—Another place where I am habitually absent can be found at home of Hon. Mrs. & Mr. Susan J. Fogg, Turnverein, Conn. I was burnt away from that place because of my heroism. I tell you how was:

Hon. Dear Sir

This Mrs. Fogg lady reside with her husband and furniture in a residence, which are covered with extremely wooden decorations, which talented sculptors have cut out with saws. She say it is one Queen Annie house. Perhaps so it is. Maybe this Annie were empress 

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