to parlor where Hon. Mrs. Fogg set in her marcel hair and considerable expensive face-powder calling Mrs. Hassock a “Renig” in bridge-language. With wetness of blanket, I stand behind Hon. Mrs. Fogg. “What for?” she holla when she seen me. But before anything else could collapse, I wound wettish blanket round her head. “Gog!” she report with strangely voice. Yet, before she could narrate more, I had drogged her forthly to fresh air. “What is the meaning of this meanness?” require Hon. Fogg. “Meaning of Fire!” I yellup. “Why do you stand there making speechless talks, when your home is sparking?” At this oratory of words, everybody begin making hook-and-ladder movements. Hon. Fogg grabb bird-cage and pair of tongs. Hon. Mrs. save 3 plush albums. Hon. Hassock attemp to remove sideboard, but it were nailed to floor.95 Hon. Mrs. Hassock rosh down street breaking fire-alarms out of telephone poles. 95 But I were more Sandow in my strength. With Samurai knuckles, I grasp cabinet full of cut-up glasswear and roll him down front steps to lawn. Loud crashes! Thusly was valuable dishes saved from fire. With deer-foot heels, I eloped upstairs to bedroom and begin pouring entire household out of window. Mattrass, pitchers, rugs, etc., fell like Niagara falling. When I threw forth family water-color landscape representing the face of Aunt Nerissa Hodges, it make boomerang fly-off and struck on head of Hon. Fogg which went through. Too bad. I were just in the heroism of poking brass bedstead through pane of glass, when Mrs. and Mr. Fogg escorted by Mrs. and Mr. Hassock and Hon. Hilda Katz, cook-lady, suddenly encroach into room and seeze me. “Platoon of brainless mind!” they all hiss like circular snakes. “Who inform you this house were blaze?” “Did I not see Hon. Chimbley spitting rockets?” This from me. “Sakes of shucks!” commute Hon. Hilda contemptibly. “That were not house-afire. That were merely me burning negligent love-letters in kitchen stove.” Grones by all. “So my house are not afire!” report Hon. Mrs. for disappoint.