telegram to Mrs. Bellus before walking farewell: CONTENTS “Togo is resigned. Hon. Vacuum blow your 20$. So sorry to say. The unexpected often happen, so you may get this money back, as I do not see how you ever can. When last seen it was going to Pennsylvania where I shall be there to catch it if he fall down and send back by P. O. delivery.” When I wrote this telegram I pin him to kitchen door and walk rapidly away with expression of one going West and expecting to[Pg 12] arrive there. And while travelling I think of one wise quotation: “Nature abhors a Vacuum.” I am agreeable to Nature in this. [Pg 12] Hoping you are the same,Yours truly, Hashimura Togo. Yours truly, Hashimura Togo. [Pg 13] [Pg 13] II HON. BABY AND WHAT TO DO WITH HIM [Pg 15] [Pg 15] II HON. BABY AND WHAT TO DO WITH HIM To Editor Woman’s Page, who was once a Baby, but has got over it. Dear Mr. Sir: I have now released myself from Patriot’s Bluff, Ohio, where I took considerable experience away with me. There I done home-work for Mr & Mrs Henery M. Bushel & child for delicious cheapness of wages, thank you. When I approach this Bushel home 2 weeks formerly from now, Hon. Mrs (refined lady with wealthy golden tooth) look severely at my Japanese humility. “Togo,” she narrate, “this
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