Isn't it the velvet goods? 

 They pulled off one at Jack Frothingham's last Wednesday evening and I had to walk up and down the aisle with the rest of the bunch. 

 Mind you, I like Jack, so this is no secret conclave of the Anvil Association. 

 Only, I wish to put him wise that when he gives his next musicale my address is Forest Avenue, in the woods. 

 When I reached Jack's house the Burnish Brothers were grabbing groutchy music out of a guitar that didn't want to give up, and the mad revel was on. 

 The Burnish Brothers part their hair in the middle and always do "The Washington Post" march on their mandolins for an encore. 

 If Mr. Sousa ever catches them there'll be a couple of shine chord-squeezers away to the bad. 

 When the Burnish Brothers took a bow and backed off we were all invited to listen to a soprano solo by Miss Imogene Lukewarm. 

 Somebody went around and locked the doors, so I made up my mind to die game. 

 A foolish friend once told Imogene she could sing, so she went out and bought up a bunch of tra-la-la's and began to beat them around the parlor. 

 When Imogene sings she makes faces at herself. 

 If she needs a high note she goes after like she was calling the dachshund in to dinner. 

 Imogene sang "Sleep, Sweetly Sleep," and then kept us awake with her voice. 

 After Imogene crept back to her cave we had the first treat of the evening, and the shock was so sudden it jarred us. 

 Uncle Mil came out and quivered a violin obligato entitled "The Lost Sheep in the Mountain," and it was all there is. 

 Uncle Mil was the only green spot in the desert. 

 When he gathered the gourd up under his chin and allowed the bow to tiptoe over the bridge you could hear the nightingale calling to its mate. 

 I wanted to get up a petition asking Uncle Mil to play all the evening and make us all happy, but Will Bruce wouldn't let me. 

 Will said he wasn't feeling very well and he wanted to hear the 

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