friend, Arthur Kickahajama, missionary boy, is exceptional to this rule saying man-strangling and dynamite explosion to be bad for human race. He teach meek-eye as best disease for strong-arm. He come to Hospital and hold my sick hand to say, [15] [15] “Togo, when union labour drop brick-bat upon Japanese Boy, what then?” “Hara-kiri!” I explain. “Japanese Boy deliver jiu jitsu upon eye of Mr. Casey.” “So heathen thought!” devote Arthur. “When brick-bat smite left cheek, right cheek is then presentable for more.” To such talk I am only able to speak of rats. Arthur forgive such politeness and read me poetical thought, because sickness prevent escape: ADDRESS TO PEACE DOVE WHAT RESIDE IN HATS OF ALL EMPERORS [16] HANDLE WITHOUT CARE Mr. Editor, your honourable country enjoys many bad traits which are loathsome to Japanese. You are disagreeable to old age, you neglect to worship the holy relic. In the American household you worship the recent Baby with doctors, nurses, chloroform, etc., and at the tooth-cut of[17] same all have spasms by joy. But when Grandparent injures the appendicitis he must enjoy it quietly in hospital with stationary to make will. [17] In boarding house of Mrs. O’Brien there is one young lady which all other eaters at the table-board call “Grandma” because of her immense age. All young gentlemen there talk humoristical anecdote, smile, eat candy with young ladies of more recent birth. While youthly ladies are doing this Miss Grandma set lonesome by lamplight reading Mrs. Humply Ward book. I have often noticed these when seated in kitchen studying American grammar. “Why should not Young Lady be object of pious regard because of great age?” I frequently enquire for answer. One evening I put on frockaway coat and make call to Miss Grandma. “Hon. young lady,” I refer, “yes, ma’am, excuse me, sir! Would you tell one questioning to Japanese Boy?”
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