Dearest Sir—What say that great poeter, Hon. Sir Walter Scotch, about ladies? He say as follows: Dearest Sir Since my loving engagement to Miss Alice Furioki I got good chance to study them Ladies. Ladies, Mr. Editor, is nearly always female by sex. This is a very universal custom. Therefore, since original date of Eve & Adam ladies of female gander has been accustomed to drudgeness and downtroddery all time. Ladykind has been slave of gentlemankind from 1 o’clock of history to present date; they has been personal dry-goods of[27] them tyrants of male descent without no privileges except following: [27] 1. To tell husband what-time to get up by morning. 2. To demand him, Why no come home earlier by evenings? 3. To require, “What drunk are you carrying on breath?” 4. To save wages for him by spending it. 5. To take him to theatrical plays for educating of brain. 6. To select more fashionable friends for him. 7. To explain to him when he is foolish in business. 8. To select Presidents, Congressmen, Mayors, etc., for which he must vote it. After doing them slavery for such numberous 1000s of year, all human ladies is suddenly enjoying angry rage about them downtroddery. They wish to do some poll-voting for therselves, because husbands is frequently forgetful about how to do it; and thus wrong persons is often elect to be President. So considerable Suffergetting is being did by ladies who learn to do it. Suffergetting immigrate to this U. S. by boat from London where it is always spoken with a[28] English accent, or it is bogus and cannot be admitted to respectable jails. Any young lady of 35 years time can learn to Suffergette if
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